I laughed my way through this entire article. I think coffee came out of my nose I was laughing so hard. The road this person is whining about has a wide bike lane on each side. How wide is the bike lane? In most places two bicycles can ride side by side and there's still enough room left over for a third bicyclist to pass.
But wait! There's more! For those too timid to handle life in a bicycle lane alongside the big admittedly ugly-ass automobiles and trucks and general wankers on this road there is yet another option, a multi-use path that runs parallel for almost the entire length of her three mile commute.
“It is currently taking me at least 30-40 minutes in the evening to drive up Sand Hill Road if I leave any time between 5-7 p.m.,” Stevens said, describing the voyage she makes upon leaving her office in the Stanford Medical Center.
Here. Let me fix that for you:
"The journey is three miles, which would take a mere five minutes if the rest of you selfish haters would commit suicide so that there was more room for me."