Monday, February 14, 2011

I've got my helmet on...nothing can do me wrong...doo-wop-doo-wop-duh-doo...

I wear a bike helmet when I ride.  I do this for two reasons.

1.  It's a place to anchor my rear-view mirror.  Being able to see what is coming up behind me makes me safer. 

2.  If I am hit and killed, and I am not wearing a helmet, the press will inevitably say "Chafe City, who was not wearing her helmet at the time, was struck by a horde of angry cars driven by drunken frat boys.  Ms. City was cited for not wearing protective headgear."  I don't want to give them the satisfaction.

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