The Beautiful Godzilla
- physically attractive
- does not wear helmet
- fairly slow
- bicycles up the wrong side of the road because she is naive/clueless
- doe-eyed innocence personified
- nice hair
- color coordinated to her bicycle(s)
- does not need bicycle lights because she does not bicycle at night (possibly as no one can admire her when it's dark)
- travels alone
- smells like Aveda hair products
The Ugly Booger Boy
- might have nice soft hair but impossible to tell as he has not washed it in a month.
- does not wear helmet
- blows snot out the side of his nose at unpredictable intervals
- travels at high speed up the wrong side of the road screaming obscenities
- practices bicycling with no hands weaving back and forth taking up entire road
- sports more rear cleavage than any plumber
- so much acne he needs a utility wagon to carry the excess
- bicycles up the wrong side of the street at high speed at night with the expensive lights his parents bought him turned off.
- his own bicycle got stolen when he left it at the local park for a week so he's "borrowed" his sister's ride
- plans to convert said sister's bicycle into a hawt "fixie"
- travels in a pack of like-minded imbeciles.
- slow but impossible to get around because of the hail of snot and the taking up of entire road.
- smells like a goat.
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